4/18/09

RECAP
4/19/09
Yesterday tayl wont pick up her phone so im waiting for her to get back to my house from church. Dans walking with tyler, so hes at tylers house. They're outside and they call me down so i go outside to avoid staying in my house. We walk down the street when tayl calls me. Shes by the tire place in metchen so we walked down oakland and tayls mom called me "maaan" so i was like o_O alll right shes a bit loopy today woot tayl gets out of the car and we walk to the mall in pairs. lol me and tayl goofing around behind their backs [literally] while they walk. I get mud in my shoe, ew. We sit in the food court all 4 of us which we havent done since january. Weird. Thats a really long time ago. we acually just have meaningless chatter until we head to the bookstore and tyler goes to get food with dan. We were reading a cosmo magazine lol. Tyler leaves to go to the arcade, and griz comes back. and i wink wink throw away the sandwich and leave dan and tayl. Then i dont come back for a half hour. Richard comes along with erin and jasmine. Richard and dan eventually go to buy a rock band drum set. We go to mcdonalds. The girls were keeping this inside story about dan's male soul mate from rich and dan, so i texted it to erin, and erin showed tayl and alyssa and we all cracked up. Richard eventually ends up licking the table at some point which causes cough cough un-named girls at the table to either be disgusted or jizz in their pants. Dan goes away and then comes back with 5 wet spots in a horizontal line on his crotch. They leave, and then jasmine and erin leave and then me and tayl leave after my dads being dumb and thinks im at the bookstore when i told him mcdonalds.

4/20/09
After school today im dying cause its rainy and cold and wet without a ride home. I go to the library and i cant stay inside so i go outside. Gabes car will not start, tayl and jasmine will not come, jasmine will not pick up her phone so i call Tree and he drives me to ihop where i see tayl and erin. jasmine eventually comes but not till we're done eating. Tayl apparently found someones wallet and returned it so we had part of the meal paid for by the nice lady. we went to the food court and ran into dan and richard and anthony. They eventually leave and we go to the arcade. Stephanie lizzie and tyler are there. tylers standing randomly, steph is playing a ds and lizzie is sitting next to her. so then jasmine leaves and mom snatches me away and we go home the end.

Daily Words

"[erin]There are like 5 wet spots just on your crotch, how the fuck does that happen?"
"[dan] well i dont know! uh ha ha ha ha ha *guffaw*"
"[me]Your penis is horizontal?...and its built like a flute?"
-Me, Dan and Erin on his penis