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The one with Admiral and Egg

Sun May 17, 2009, 6:54 PM
TODAY 5/17/09
Dan asks me to go to a film festival with him and tyler so i gladly get in the shower and blow dry and meet him and tyler on oakland. We walked to the metuchen library. We watched the awesome videos like the one of andrei chasing someone and the one with a sweatshirt. I met richards dad, and i said hi to andrei. Me, Dan, Richard and Tyler walked to a pizza place. We ate some pizza and Dan laughs at how i eat because i eat like a mouse kind of. We walked to me and Tylers street because we had to stop at our houses. Richard carried me some of the way. We went to the mall and saw their friends Admiral and Egg who were kind of strange. We met up with tayl at the bookstore. Erin eventually came, and we were reading a cosmo that dan and tyler and rich read it too. I ate a lot of food and rich and dan kept reading "I hope they serve beer in hell" We went to McDonalds and stuff kept being thrown down my shirt and taylors and dans. Erin got a nickel down dans shirt and into his pants. We kept texting obscene texts to each other. We kept sending pictures to each other. We kept changing each others phone backgrounds. Tayl changed tylers picture to negative and she kept sending this seductive picture of tylers mother. Dan made some nasty drink out of ketchup and pepsi and nasty stuff and he drank some and had to go into the bathroom. Erin kept pulling me and Tayl aside to talk about this insanely funny story. I stole richards straw because Erin stuck gum on mine. We have the most awesome conversations. We walked back. It was dark and scary and we linked onto each other. We then had comparisons to who would die first in a horror movie. We then separated into triplets of genders. We kept comparing who we were on our Guy scale, sexually [tayl+erin=richard, me=tyler, physically [taylor=richard, griz=me, erin=tyler], personality [tayl+me=griz, erin=richard] and otherwise. I gave everyone hugs and my dad called me dirty for walking with 4 boys to the mall.

Daily Words-

"Wow, Cosmo tells you to pull a guys pubic hair? Wtf"
-Dan

"[Richard]I dont get to talk to my girlfriend, so i feel single."
"[erin] I avoided my boyfriend and i STILL didnt feel single."
"Mine was a piece of cardboard, and I STILL didnt feel single."
"[Richard] All three of them could be!"
"[erin] One was a Hippie, One was a Creeper and the other was a Cardboard Cutout!"
-Richard, Erin and Me.

"[me]Wow this cosmo story said "I walked into our room when my roommate was having sex, i turned on the lights thinking that she would stop but she said turn it off and kept riding the guy""
"[Richard] I can see that happening at NJIT."
"[Erin] That you would pay Tyler 5 bucks every time he walks in on you having sex."
"[Dan] He can make a hundred dollars from that alone or balancing it with another job."
"[Rich] I'd give him a few dollars for a movie and tell him to come back in 2 hours."
"[Tyler] I'd be alright with that."
-Tyler Dan Erin and Richard

"[Dan] I switch every decade between Jew and Cuban. I was cuban and now im more Jewish and when i'm 27 I'll be Cuban again!"
-Dan telling Erin about his jewbanness

  • Mood: Peaceful
  • Listening to: Montgomery Flea Market is just like a MINI MALL
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Nothin
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing

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